hipster's guide to the universe.
king's cup:
ace: waterfall (domino effect, everyone drinks)
two: you (pick someone)
three: me
four: whores
five: drive ("vroom" to continue in the same direction, "screech" to change direction)
six: dicks
seven: heaven (last one to point drinks)
eigth: date (dates last the whole game)
nine: rhyme
ten: never-have-i-ever (three fingers)
jack: back
queen: question master/questions
king: king's cup (pour however much or little in the king's cup, loser of the last card chugs it)
joker: make a rule
Posted: May 5th
trying to teach someone something you know nothing about.
Posted: March 3th
chill out with all the black and white shit… god, you depressing mother fucker.

i’m not ashamed or embarrassed by my actions - ever, really - but i often look back and tell myself that i cannot keep making the same missteps in the future. it’s not beneficial for me and there is nothing gained from acting like an ass. mistakes are lessons and i am well-versed, trust me. i just need to watch my actions and really adjust to better suit myself and to avoid future troubles. with that said, i think i’m serious about remaining sober for a while. i did a seven-day-sober the first week of the year (kinda), so this should be easy. oh, not to mention, i haven’t smoked in over a week and i don’t even have a desire to, really. it’s easy. blah blah blah. no one’s gonna read this.

Posted: March 3th
how can you tell i have too much time on my hands?

i just sorted through my entire itunes library. there isn’t a single ‘track 2’ or ‘unknown album/artist’ (unless, of course, it’s a mix from soundcloud or something), and there are only about five album covers missing - which coincide with the aforementioned mixes. i feel brand new every time i do this and it pushes me to explore more music. i have 1929 songs and i listen to only a handful. looks like the next few weeks are gonna be good.

Posted: February 2th
sorry about the givenchy influx…

… it’s just one of my favourite things ever. especially this season. “with the louboutins, though!?” haha. i’m out of it.

Posted: February 2th
i’m vibin’ too hard to ‘caillou’.

thank you, based god. you can fuck my bitch, based god. fuck dora.

Posted: February 2th
hey!

whoever said “being nice to someone you don’t like isn’t being two-faced, it’s called growing up” is a stupid. it’s extremely fake. if you don’t like someone or something, you won’t surround yourself with them/it. cordial is one thing. nice is another. moving out of the way for a person and joking around about how you two are always bumping into each other are two completely different things. say what you mean, mean what you say, stand behind your actions and words.

people.

Posted: February 2th
you’re like an ugly kat stacks… uglier.
pet peeve…

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Posted: February 2th
you know what grinds my gears…

“i’m gonna ask you a deep question: what’s your deepest fear?”

for starters, that question makes no sense whatsoever. secondly, putting ‘deep’ in your question doesn’t make the question deep. lastly, any question you can answer in one word - or sentence - without even a little desire to further elaborate isn’t worth mention. if you asked me my deepest fear, i would tell you it was you then swiftly get the fuck out of dodge.

this has been a post.

Posted: February 2th
y’all suck a lot of dick on tumblr.

chill out, nigga. tumblr fame is nothing in the real world.

Posted: February 2rd
this song makes me wanna fuck you.

… not gonna lie.

Posted: January 1th
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