hipster's guide to the universe.

archive message my thoughts this is mine this is me
who i am doesn't matter. what mother fuckers think about me is what matters. i feel like i have a good grip on that and you should take notes. let me tell you who to be. i'll do the work, you take the credit. you're welcome.

i am an american lie.

king's cup:
ace: waterfall (domino effect, everyone drinks)
two: you (pick someone)
three: me
four: whores
five: drive ("vroom" to continue in the same direction, "screech" to change direction)
six: dicks
seven: heaven (last one to point drinks)
eigth: date (dates last the whole game)
nine: rhyme
ten: never-have-i-ever (three fingers)
jack: back
queen: question master/questions
king: king's cup (pour however much or little in the king's cup, loser of the last card chugs it)
joker: make a rule

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